Was he eating turnips?

So I'm looking through the spam notices from the weekend on my work email, and it's pretty much "bigger penis, drugs, lose weight, get drugs, make more money, drugs, penis..." etc. etc. ad nauseum. Then, I come across this one:

Flatulent polar bear. Who the hell would come up with a subject line like "flatulent polar bear?"

Almost makes you want to read it, huh?