Presidential Library Destroyed By Flood

Got this from a co-worker today via email. Hilarious!!!

Crawford, Texas --- A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President Bush. The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, since he was almost finished coloring the second one. The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.