Protecting gay students may make your son a faggot

Mission America, the same folk who started praying for me over the holidays last year, have released a "Dirty Dozen" checklist of ways you can tell if your school is trying to persuade Junior to become Juanita. Number one? A safe schools policy prohibiting gay and lesbian students from being beat up at school.

At first I assumed that the rationale was that if little Junior doesn't get to give the local faggots a good ass kicking, then his masculinity will come into question and he'll be sucking dick down at the truck stop faster than you can say "Judy Garland." But upon reading more closely, I saw that the official line from Mission America is even MORE TERRIFYING. They assert that when a school passes a rule protection LGBT students from violence:

"homosexuality becomes essentially endorsed by the school, because it protects the option for any student to engage in it."

Read that again:

"homosexuality becomes essentially endorsed by the school, because it protects the option for any student to engage in it."

To get how truly frightening this is, let's look at the corollary of Mission America's argument. It would go something like this:

When a school does NOT pass rules protecting gay students from violence, it does not endorse homosexuality because it allows violence to happen against any student who engages in it.

This is the real face of "Christian" America. Kill the fags. Now.

I hate that Christianity is used to defend this prejudice and hatred. Please, stop blaming your ignorant, narrow-minded, hate-filled prejudices on God.

She's fucking sick of it.

Ann Coulter: Evil Homophobic Bimbo

One of the events that made me most proud of Tucson, my adopted hometown, was when Ann Coulter, 45 (or is it 46 by now?), was speaking there and someone threw a pie at her. Brilliant! Sadly, it didn't get her to shut up, then or now...

Today brought a clip from thinkprogress.com wherein EvilAnn says that she'd talk about John Edwards but "you have to go into rehab if you use the word faggot." It's pissed me off on so many different levels, I don't even know what to say. So I'll just let Raggedy Ann speak for herself:

Can I start a pie throwing campaign? Like, everywhere she ever appears in public?

UPDATE: I'm not able to get the video above to work, and don't really have hours to spend on trying, so go here if you want to see Ann Coulter's homophobic tirade.